El Candelabro — The Candelabra


North Face of Paracas Peninsula

North Face of Paracas Peninsula

When I was a young teenager I held a brief fascination with Chariots of the Gods?, written by the infamous Swiss con artist and embezzler Erich von Däniken.  It was only later that I discovered most of his “facts” were in error, his “eyewitness accounts” manufactured, his “speculations” laughable, and his “conclusions” the subject of absolute ridicule.  Even much of his “photographic evidence” turned out to be, shall we say, “creative” compositions or fraudulently described.

Pelicans

Pelicans near El Candelabro

Our Destination today will be covered in depth starting with Wednesday’s blog post, but on the way to that site we passed by one of Erich von Däniken’s bits of “evidence”, the 595-foot/180-meter tall prehistoric geoglyph El Candelabro — also known as the Paracas Candelabra.  Mr. von Däniken claimed that El Candelabro was a giant visual navigation beacon pointing to the landing strips at the spaceport on the nearby Sechura (Nazca) Desert some 100 miles/160 kilometers to the southeast.

North Face of Paracas Peninsula

North Face of Paracas Peninsula

Amazing when you think about that claim.  First of all von Däniken’s space explorers navigate visually rather than using something a tad more space-age.  They’re also directionally challenged apparently, for this trident-shaped geoglyph is points in a line that would take our intrepid star trekkers far south of their spaceport.  Just eyeballing it on Google Maps I would calculate they were off by around 30°.  We passed by this misdirecting extraterrestrial signpost by traveling west from Paracas, past the mooring location of the Golden Princess, and boating along the north shore of the Paracas Peninsula.

El Candelabro

El Candelabro

On this week’s Fun Photo Friday we’ll take a look at some favorite shots of this area, but until then here’s a closeup look at von Däniken’s orbital exit sign for aliens:

El Candelabro

El Candelabro

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Super Bowl Repeat — Cheese Crisp: Quick, Fun, and Tasty


Now this is a fun Super Bowl snack, or even a late night snack or a quick lunch.  It’s tasty, spicy, and you can even add other ingredients such as leftover chicken, pepperoni, or even bacon bits.

What you’ll need:

  • Flour tortillas—good, fresh, preferably large
  • Pickled jalapeño slices—finely chopped
  • Cheese—your choice, but for the pictures taken below I used Tillamook mild cheddar, Mission Jack, and aged mozzerela
  • The Kitchen Sink—get creative with the toppings

Preheat your oven to 400°.  While the oven heats, assemble your crisps.  Lay out the flour tortillas.

Don’t They Call These “Wraps” Back East?

Chop your jalapeños.

Eat the Heat, They Can’t be Beat

Spread the jalapeños over the tortillas.

Looks Green, but They’re Red Hot!

Add the cheese (or cheese blend in this case).

Cheesy Pleasy

Place directly on the wire rack in your oven.

As if the Jalapeños Weren’t Hot Enough Already

Bake until nicely browned around the edges and underneath and remove from the oven.

A Mexican Pizza?

Cut and serve.

Crispy, Crunchy, Cheesy Goodness with Heat to Spare

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Super Bowl Repeat — Carolina-style Mustard Barbecue Hash


Why am I repeating this recipe?  Simple.  I lied on Tuesday about brisket sandwiches being the best way to graze while watching the Super Bowl.  There’s an even better way to graze through all those Super Bowl food commercials.  It’s Carolina-style mustard barbecue hash piled high inside a toasted hamburger bun.

Well, I must say that looking at my blog hit counter, it appears barbecue in general and smoked pork shoulder in particular are very popular indeed.  Last Wednesday I shared with you the secret to perfectly smoked barbecue Boston butt (pork shoulder).  I also told you that I would give a recipe for that second shoulder that we still have left over after serving up the first.  This recipe is super simple, irresistibly delicious, and incredibly addictive.  I’ve had people who attended one of my barbecues almost a decade back remark how much they miss the taste of this dish.

Smoked Boston Butt (pork shoulder)

Smoked Boston Butt (pork shoulder)

What we’re going to make today is Carolina-style mustard barbecue hash — a cousin to the pulled pork that’s slathered in tomato-based barbecue sauce but instead using a tasty sauce that enhances the delicate smoked flavor of a perfectly smoked shoulder rather than disguising it beyond all recognition.  Let’s face it:  if you’re going to take your perfectly smoked shoulder and drown it in traditional barbecue sauce, then you might just have well slow-cooked that pork shoulder in the oven.

What you’ll need for the sauce:

Sauce ingredients:  Apple Cider or Distilled White Vinegar and Yellow Mustard

Sauce ingredients: Apple Cider or Distilled White Vinegar and Yellow Mustard

First, take your leftover butt and slice it into ¼ to ½ thick slabs

Half-inch-thick slices

Half-inch-thick slices

Cut those slabs lengthwise into thick strips, then into cubes.

Slices cut into strips, then cubed

Slices cut into strips, then cubed

Sautée the pork cubes until you’ve rendered out much of the fat (about thirty to forty-five minutes).

Render out most of the fat

Render out most of the fat

Once the fat pools nicely in the bottom of the pan, drain it off.

When the fat pools in the bottom, drain it

When the fat pools in the bottom, drain it

While the pork drains, mix together equal amounts of yellow mustard and either distilled white vinegar or apple cider vinegar.  Go easy here.  You can always add more.  You cannot, however, remove too much vinegar and mustard from the pork once it’s in there.  If you get it too tart, you’ve blown the dish (and destroyed your delicious smoked pork).

Mix together equal parts vinegar and mustard (but don't overdo it)

Mix together equal parts vinegar and mustard (but don’t overdo it)

Mustard/Vinegar Blend

Mustard/Vinegar Blend

Pour your mustard/vinegar blend into the now fat-drained pork cubes.  Add water and simmer covered for at least thirty minutes, stirring frequently to avoid scortching and adding more water as necessary if it starts to dry out.

Mustard/Vinegar Blend goes into Pork Cubes; add water as well

Mustard/Vinegar Blend goes into Pork Cubes; add water as well

The cubes will begin to break apart into a hash-like consistency.  Don’t overdo it, however.  You still want some cube-like texture for interest and as little bursts of smokey flavor.

Simmer, adding water as necessary.

Simmer, adding water as necessary

The completed dish should be only slightly tangy, with neither mustard nor vinegar overpowering the pork and its delicate smokey flavor.  Traditionally, this is served over buttered long-grain rice, but it also works very well on toasted hamburger buns in a unique take on the ubiquitous (but vastly inferior) pulled pork sandwich.

Serve over buttered long-grain rice or on toasted hamburger buns

Serve over buttered long-grain rice or on toasted hamburger buns

 

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