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Behind the Scenes on the Norwegian Star — The Kitchen, Bakery, and Food Stores


Ask Not For Whom the Bell Tolls — It Tolls for Thee Carnival Triumph, Thee Carnival Splendor, and Thee Other Carnival Ships

Ask Not For Whom the Bell Tolls — It Tolls for Thee Carnival Triumph, Thee Carnival Splendor, and Thee Other Carnival Ships

If you’re into the current stainless kitchen appliances craze, you’d certainly tire of it quickly aboard a cruise ship.  Unless, of course, you’re on a Carnival cruise ship, in which case you’d be ecstatic just seeing the inside of a place that once held unspoiled food as you’re being towed back into port in the aftermath of the de rigueur engine or laundry room fire.  A few days without edible food makes even an MRE sound like a gourmet meal.  But, once again, I digress.

Stainless everywhere

Stainless . . .

Stainless . . .

Stainless Everywhere

And Way too Much to Eat

And Way too Much to Eat

It’s truly incredible to think how much food is prepared for upwards of 3,500 passengers and crew.  That’s a lot of chow.  Speaking of chow, my inside industry sources tell me that there’s absolutely no truth to the rumor that Carnival ships are going to start placing emergency supplies of Purina in cabins next to the life-jackets.  Oh, wait, this article is about NCL.  Sorry.  Got sidetracked.

Amazingly, there are even charts posted about the kitchens displaying the different Main Dining Room fare depending on the day of the cruise.

Menus

Menus

And More Menus

And More Menus

Everywhere you look you’ll find culinary crew creating cuisine for crazed cruise customers craving everything from cold cuts to cantaloupes to cold-water crustaceans for their carnivorous contemplations.

Culinary Crew Creatively Cutting Cutlets

Culinary Crew Creatively Cutting Cutlets

Cooking Away

Cooking Away

But I Don't Do Big Macs!

But I Don’t Do Big Macs!

By the way, did I mention stainless?  Take another look and this steel-clad kitchen:

Dishing It Out

Dishing It Out

The Racks

The Racks

Where's Tonight's Menu?

Where’s Tonight’s Menu?

But there’s more to a kitchen than just the kitchen.  A kitchen wouldn’t be a kitchen with a bakery.  This particular bakery makes everything from chocolate chip cookies (which our tour group sampled) to French baguettes and everything in between.

Bread Dough Rising

Bread Dough Rising

Baked Bread Cooling

Baked Bread Cooling

And then there are the various food storage areas.  This part of the tour was positively chilling, as we walked into storage areas from everything from dairy products to frozen foods.

Chilling

Chilling

Positively Chilling

Positively Chilling

A Cool Place to Be

A Cool Place to Be

Keeping Stuff in Cold Storage

Keeping Stuff in Cold Storage

While we’re on the subject of food storage, I understand that Carnival Cruises is issuing all passengers long sticks and stocking copious quantities of hotdogs and marshmallows.  That way, when there’s an engine or laundry room fire, the passengers can roast their own food as they camp out on the decks.  No word yet on how Carnival intends for their passengers to trench out a latrine area, but there have been reports that some of their ship pools have been emptied of water and filled with dirt.

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Cozumel Bar Hop — Parte Uno


I’m not going to do a lot of narrative over this week’s collection of pictures.  I’m still too hung over.  Just kidding.  Actually, the breathtaking scenery just speaks for itself without much help from me, and a good author knows when words are unnecessary.

We’ve been to Cozumel several times, but this is the first time we’ve traveled out of the port town of San Miquel.  And what better way to get to know the far side of the island than during a bar hop?  The Cozumel Bar Hop is a tour that cost us $49 per person (now up to $57 since our return), and it’s darned well worth it.  Not only do you see raging surf and great beaches, you also receive a drink at each stop (second, third, and so forth are on you).  The food is extra, and a bit pricey, but the authentic Mexican pub fare is definitely a tasty treat you’ll want to try.

Here’s a taste (pun intended) of what you’ll see (click on individual photographs to view a larger version):

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And the Superbowl Results Are . . .


  Versus  

And the winner is (or will be):

San Francisco 49ers 34

Baltimore Ravens 30

Come back after the game, compare my prognostications to the final score, and you’ll seen see why I almost never play office pools dealing with sports.

By the way, don’t forget to try my Super Spicy Superbowl dip today Jalapeño Pesto Dip:

The great things about this recipe are:

  • It’s healthy as all get out.
  • It’s so tasty you’ll completely forget how healthy it is.
  • It’s not as spicy hot as it sounds (although it’s definitely not for the timid of tongue, either).
  • It goes great with anything from tortilla chips to corn chips to potato chips to even pretzels.
  • It’s so simple to make even a husband can do it.
  • The leftover jalapeño pesto is great on a whole variety of dishes ranging from omelets to burgers (use as a topping)  and even mixed with ground beef for tacos or chili.  By all means use your imagination with the leftover pesto, because you’ll probably think up dozens of uses for it.

Ingredients:

  • 2 pounds fresh whole  jalapeño peppers
  • 2 tsp. ground cumin
  • 1 tsp. granulated or fresh crushed garlic
  • 1 tsp. sea salt
  • ⅓ cup good extra virgin olive oil or other healthy monounsaturated oil

Step 1. Bring to boil just enough water to immerse the jalapeños.  Once the water is boiling, add the jalapeños and bring the water back to boiling.  Gently boil the jalapeños, stirring occasionally, for fifteen minutes.  Drain the jalapeños and set aside until they are cool enough to handle.

Step 2. Slice the jalapeños in half lengthwise and remove the stems.  Now, this next procedure is where you control the heat to some extent.  On most of the jalapeños, remove the seeds and the ribs to which those seeds are attached.  Keep the seeds and ribs on approximately one-third of the jalapeños, choosing in particular those jalapeños with very white, healthy-looking seeds and discarding those seeds that are dingy or brown in color.  Increasing the number of seeds and ribs retained will increase the heat; decreasing that number will help to tame it.

Step 3. Place the jalapeños, cumin, garlic, and salt into a food processor.  While pulsing, slowly drizzle in the olive oil.  Do no overdo the processing or you’ll destroy those beautiful white seeds and lose texture, but you do want a fairly smooth consistency.

Serve with either warm or cold with your favorite chips. Warm is particularly interesting, especially if you contrast that with a well-refrigerated California onion dip (one envelope of Lipton’s Onion Soup Mix combined with one pint of reduced-fat sour cream).  Serve these two dips side-by-side and watch eager fans alternate between the two of them.

And since this is listed under Wine & Food the next question would have to be, what kind of wine would you serve with this?  Well, first of all, this is definitely an accompaniment to beer, especially a good, fairly strong ale.  But if you would like wine with this, it’ll have to be one that helps tame the fire.  That suggests a semisweet white.  Think:  Johannisberg or German Rieslings, Chenin Blanc, or Gewürztraminer.  The cooler white wine serving temperatures supply immediate relief and the sweetness helps neutralize the capsaicin (the compound that gives peppers their “heat”) in the long term.

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