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The Globe—Meet the Women in Reynard Chevalier’s Life


The Globe

Reynard Chevalier leads a very complicated private life.  He takes orders from his lover.  His former fiancé and her philandering husband have just become residents of The Globe, and his second-in-command wants him for herself.

Here’s Reynard’s assessment of each:

Staff Captain Katarina Giordano, Reynard’s boss:

My boss stood between Johann and Captain Sven.  She was Staff Captain Katarina Giordano.  She was what most men would call a classic Italian beauty.  Personally, I don’t think that description did her justice.  For one thing it was far too complimentary toward other classic Italian beauties.  She was in her early-forties, just a few years behind me, but she looked as if she were still in her late twenties.  She was also damned good at her jobs.  She was first and foremost the First Officer—in other words she was second in command of the entire ship.  As for her duties as Staff Captain, that called for her to handle all personnel matters.  Some of her other responsibilities included safety, security, and emergency readiness.  Those last three responsibilities were what she handed off to me.  That arrangement made her the ship’s judge and jury.  I was her sheriff, which pretty much explained why I was fifth in line behind Sven, Katarina, Johann and, of course, Peter Möller.

Security Officer Sarah Brighton, Reynard’s Second-in-Command:

My second in command was like my boss; she’s a she.  Sarah Brighton was English—from Bury St. Edmonds, Suffolk, in East Anglia.  That’s about an hour’s drive northeast of the London Tube Station at Epping if you drive like me, a bit longer if you don’t.  She was the daughter of a retired Scotland Yard Detective Chief Inspector who during his career specialized in cold cases.  Sarah was a nice enough young lady, but she couldn’t seem to get it through her thick, blonde-covered head that I didn’t sleep with subordinates, even very willing and attractive ones.  Bosses, sure.  Subordinates, never.  I understood the line of distinction between me and my superiors enough to be able to separate private from professional with the former, but I didn’t trust anyone to both get and maintain that distinction in the case of the latter.  And, yes, in case you just put two and two together, that does in fact mean that I had a thing going with Staff Captain Katarina Giordano.  No one knew about it, I think, and we were discreet enough to make certain no one ever would.  I hoped.

Mary Jane Winthrop Kelly Hanover, the woman from Reynard’s past:

I recognized her the moment I saw her.  I desperately hoped that she didn’t do likewise as I silently marveled at how little she had changed in the past quarter century.  I also mentally went over my lifetime of lies in case she did.  No matter which fork in the road her memory took, this was not going to be pleasant.

Standing stiffly in uniform fourth in line from the Master of The Globe, I noticed warily that Mrs. Charles Hanover, III, was already offering her hand even as her brow knitted tightly above the bridge of her aquiline yet oddly attractive nose.

“Rob . . . Robert?  Robert Brand?” she asked in that slightly nasal, elegantly condescending quality that denotes American royalty among the wealthy, established families from either side of the Mason-Dixon Line along the Eastern Seaboard.  The question kicked me in the gut, leaving a dull, empty ache in its wake.

“Sorry, Mrs. Hanover?”  I took her hand firmly as I tweaked the French accent up a notch.  “I am chief of security aboard The Globe.”  Would her memory bridge the years well enough to tie the voice with the face, I wondered, or would the accent be enough to pull off the charade?  “At your service, madame.”  I bowed my head subserviently, but arrested the urge to click my heels together.  That would be German, not French.

For a brief second her eyes hinted she wasn’t buying it even as her bright smile and the flicking back of her shoulder-length chestnut hair loudly voiced that she was.  The contradiction mirrored our own rather tempestuous past and all-too-brief engagement.

“So then, you are?” she pressed.

“Reynard Chevalier, madame.”

Her hand held mine for longer than necessary as her gaze leveled upward toward mine.  “It’s just that you reminded me of someone I once knew.”

Mr. Hanover leaned over.  “Reminds you of a past lover, no doubt.”

“No doubt.”  A slight tension was barely audible behind her bright smile.  The reply, jokingly submitted as it was, lacked the humor that should have accompanied it.

I fixated on her mouth.  Her teeth were straighter than I recalled but that enchanting overbite I once so loved—and actually still did if I were being truthful with myself—remained.  She refocused on my eyes.  “It’s been ages since I practiced my French.  We must converse sometime.”

“Unfortunately, madame, my duties preclude that, I’m afraid.  I seldom have time to socialize with the residents.”  I was in danger of overdoing it, sounding ridiculously close to Peter Sellers’ Inspector Clouseau parody.  If I weren’t careful, I’d be asking her if I could show her and her husband to their ‘rrrhuuummmah.’  She refused the hint when I relaxed my grip, so I pulled my hand free of hers and swiveled my extended fingers in the direction of her husband, who easily appeared ten years her senior.

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Reynard Chevalier and Sterling Heyward of The Globe


The Globe

Reynard Chevalier is The Globe‘s Security Officer.  But Reynard Chevalier is not the name under which he was born, just as France is not the country of his birth.  Reynard once went by the name of Robert Brand, and Robert Brand hailed from Louisiana.

Sterling Heyward is Reynard’s polar opposite in life—incredibly wealthy and perhaps not beyond a little illegal trade if the price is right.  Sterling owns The Globe, but he doesn’t own Reynard.  Reynard may work for Sterling, but the two are now bound by friendship.  Perhaps I should let Reynard explain a little about them both:

Fortunately my duties isolated me from the residents of The Globe, except for the occasional piece of missing jewelry often first blamed on some innocent suite steward until it inevitably showed up where the owner last left it.  There were no petty thieves among the crew of The Globe.  The Lord of The Globe (not to be confused with the mere Master) saw to that, just as he’d seen to hiring me to make certain of it.  Other than those thankfully infrequent interactions, my duties remained mostly out of sight of the residents—such as ensuring everyone’s security by overseeing the monitoring of everything . . . and everyone . . . brought aboard, and by being ready to handle any crimes at sea occurring while in international waters and outside jurisdictional political boundaries.  I meticulously enforced the former but had thankfully never encountered the latter.  I just don’t do jurisdictions very well.  That’s the primary reason I’m no longer an American citizen.

While the Master of The Globe was Captain Sven Svensson (whom I call Sven-Sven from Sveden when we’re alone), the Lord of The Globe was Sterling Heyward.  Sterling Heyward’s name might not mean much, but the company he inherited from his reclusive father certainly does—InterGlobal Armaments.  InterGlobal Armaments made Heyward’s father a billionaire after World War II when he acquired vast stockpiles of used arms and sold them to everyone from collectors of guns in the United States, to collectors of purloined votes in South America, to collectors of rivals’ heads in tribal Africa.  Rumor was that old man Heyward went from working for the Office of Strategic Services in World War II to opening his own little front operation for the CIA, the post-war successor to the OSS.  He used his intelligence connections to sell post-war surplus arms and ammunition at a premium to U.S.-backed despots and rebels alike.  Only adamant, rabid anti-Communists need apply in those early Cold War days of the Big Red Scare, regardless of ruling quality or compassion.  Sam Heyward once boasted that the only non-Communists to whom he never sold arms were Idi Amin and Muammar Gaddafi.  Considering the less-than-stellar political talent left beyond those exclusions, that was hardly something about which to brag.  And when Sam wasn’t fronting arms sales for the Agency, he was making a fortune selling imported weapons to collectors, gun enthusiasts, and paranoid militia-types in the U.S.  At any rate, it was said that young Sterling got his name from Dad’s preferred currency for his products and services, an odd preference old man Sam developed even before relocating to Switzerland ahead of some much-despised publicity being generated by Congressional witch hunters and incensed media in their latest joint outrage de jour.

When Sam passed away, Sterling took over.  Unfortunately, Sterling showed less judgment in his clientele than even his father, and I came to his attention when I intercepted one of InterGlobal’s arms shipments—a delivery that was, unbeknownst to Sterling (he claimed), slated for the Taliban in Afghanistan.  Let’s face it—if you’re supplying the Taliban then you’re supplying al Qaeda.  And whether it’s intentional or not, that’s just damned bad manners no matter who you are or how much your net worth.

I was working for the French at the time, having been discharged from my home country’s military, ‘For the good of the service,’ following my court martial.  I was convicted of insubordination and failure to follow a direct order.  The charge of assaulting a senior officer was dropped.

In thorough disgust, I exchanged U.S. military service for French military service, renouncing my U.S. citizenship and changing my identity along the way.  I eventually found myself in Afghanistan as part of the NATO contingent.  Ironically I was defending the honor of the country I’d long since renounced and left behind.  And thus it was while in Afghanistan that I and one of Sterling Heyward’s wayward arms shipments crossed paths.

So when Sterling Heywood came along with the promise of a huge raise in pay for a lot less bullet catching, I developed Legionnaires Disease—meaning that the French paid merde—and jumped ship, so to speak.

Which is how I ultimately came to be an American-born French citizen (Français par le sang verse—French by spilled blood.  And, no, the wound wasn’t all that bad, but thanks for asking.) using a French name while traveling the world under a French passport aboard a Bahamian flagged ship owned by another expatriate American with Swiss citizenship, a Swiss passport, and an affinity for British currency.  How more cosmopolitan can one possibly get?

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The Globe Has a Cover


It’s Globe Week here at RDougWicker.com.  And in a moment you’ll see the cover.

What is The Globe?  In addition to being the title to my latest novel, The Globe is . . . well, the protagonist of The Globe knows his ship a lot better than do I, so I’ll let Security Officer Reynard Chevalier tell you about The Globe in his own words:

I guess now would be a good time to set you straight on The Globe just in case you thought this was just a cruise ship.  It isn’t.  It’s a seagoing condominium community for the unseemly wealthy, those with at least eight and preferably at least nine digits in their credit union Christmas account.  It’s 38,500 tons (give or take a couple) of opulent, oceanic luxury transporting 147 lavishly appointed townhomes ranging in size from approximately 330-square-foot studios all the way up to a 3,243-square-foot Owner’s Suite (and you get only one guess as to who owns that little exercise in ostentation).  All homes have patios with an ocean view complete with saltwater spray, and everything above studio size has a fully functional kitchen (induction cooktops only—no exposed conventional heating elements or gas burners allowed on ship, of course) and no less than two full baths.  Many townhomes have working offices complete with high-speed internet just so everybody can get on line to check on those aforementioned all-important Christmas accounts.  After all, conventional home owners who default on their mortgage get booted onto the street.  These people get booted onto a street in Mozambique.  Who the hell wants that?

Anyway, I deal with three types of residents:  Those who own outright; the guests of owners; and those who are trying out a townhome on a rental basis before deciding to purchase, when on the rare occasion a residence actually become available.  There’s a very long waiting list and not too many owners willing to give up a suite.

On Wednesday, Reynard will tell you a little about himself.  For now, be among the first to view the cover for this murder thriller (click on the image for a larger view):

The Globe

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