Getting “Malled”

It’s the day after the turkey
I’m truly stuffed
My stomach’s distended
And that ain’t no bluff

The mall is a callin’
But I’m staying here
For it’s shopping online
That beckons this year

It’s not I’m afraid
It’s just I can’t bear
That come Black Friday
There’s loonies out there!

Copyright © 2011 R. Doug Wicker