My deepest, most sincere, and heartfelt congratulations to the brave men and women—not only of our armed forces but also our NATO allies as well—who all made this moment of national elation and pride possible. And to Navy SEAL Team Six (or NSWDG, or DEVGRU, or whatever you guys are calling yourselves nowadays), who accomplished the actual deed without so much as a single casualty—Great JOB, Guys! We owe you BIG TIME!
Now let’s hope we can stabilize Afghanistan and extract our troops from this quagmire at the earliest possible.
And, on a related note: I heard that The Donald is already demanding to see the long-form death certificate because the usual, legally-recognized short form isn’t good enough for him.